Your hips are just never too open.

DUDE. They just aren't.

See here.

Think on these things.

Going back to Cali: 25 lessons learned.

1. There are some things that are more important than CrossFit... and their names are Marco, Naomi, Taryn, Hannah, Sherry, and Marco.

2. Eating an incredible breakfast every single day of your life is a certain to induce happiness.

3. There are people in the world who wake up at 7am almost every morning... slip on a skin tight wet-suit, walk about 50 ft. with a board covered in a substance called "sex wax" and "surf" or literally ride the waves of the ocean. What???

4. I like shopping. I like shopping with Rachel Greengas more.

5. CrossFit is officially official (see the CrossFit Games).

6. When I leave CFCC people miss me. Whew. <3

7. When I leave CFCC Greg will not hesitate to call me at 7am anyway about somesuchthingoranotherthanksgreg.

8. A bad flight can make you completely forget how good a vacation is.

9. 3 layovers is not worth $100. Got it.

10. You think you're going to need 9 shirts, 4 shorts, 3 pairs of pants, 19 pairs of undergarments, 6 dresses, 4 pairs of shoes, and countless other amenities when in California but what you really need is 5 good swimsuits, 3 dresses, a nightgown, some sunscreen, some aloe, a tube of toothpaste, a tube of shampoo, one pair of shoes, and a pair of sunglasses.

11. Biking still makes more than just my butt hurt. That said, I suppose I can now say that spin classes are good for something.

12. While reading "Committed" by Elizabeth Gilbert : "In the end, it seems to me that forgiveness may be the only realistic antidote we are offered in love, the combat the inescapable disappointments of intimacy." It's not depressing if you know what it means... it means you can get forgiven...

13. I have a lot of faults. I wrote them all down. I'm telling you... I have a LOT of faults.

14. At Sharkee's... when you get one of this you are really getting two. Just saying.

15. Apparently all is still fair in love and war.

16. Some day I would really love to buy a beach house for somebody.

17. I have decided to start writing and actively pursuing music again... this means... I can afford the aforementioned beach house.

18. If you're looking for a great place to stay and do almost nothing for a weekend... Manhattan Beach is your ticket. I will be back. To very resolutely do more nothing.

19. On some Midwest flights they give you two chocolate chip cookies. On others... one.

20. Ejote is corn covered in mayo, dressed with sharp cheese, and chile powder. Napkins required.

21. Shrimp ceviche and mahi mahi is what I want for dinner.

22. Whole Foods is so sad here. So very, very sad.

23. No matter how long you've known them... people will still surprise you.

24. You also get MONEY when you win the CrossFit Games... I forgot!

25. “Remember what Bilbo used to say: It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.” - J.R.R. Tolkien

And now... a post about an animal.

One of my favorite books when I was younger than I am now.

The world's largest animal, the funniest-looking-but-still-somehow-graceful ears.

A memorable moment in Disney elephant history (there are a lot of elephants in Disney World).

Elephant anatomy is also pretty freaking cool. I feel like Marcy Rose must know a thing or two about this.

And lastly, for serious... elephants have the largest brains on the planet... though they have poor eyesight they've been known to recognize themselves in mirrors (a somewhat weirdly-Narcissus-like sign of intelligence in the animal kingdom...), grieve, hold grudges, and play.

Sticks and stones.

Such a great piece of history, from a man who I think dealt with it so well. The whole speech is awesome... but the bit that I love is here:

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

-Theodore Roosevelt.

There's a lot to do in the coming months, the coming year... A LOT. And lately, in conversations with so many and through reading around... I wonder sometimes why I am where I am and how I got here. Why am I doing CrossFit? How has this whole thing become pretty much my whole life? Are there other phases? There are lot of other ways to train, ways to be fit, things to do... When do they happen?

I'm not entirely sure I have a full answer. I know that today I was exhausted from 5 hours of sleep (I kind of have no choice right now) and very busy running back and forth between a bunch of appointments... but I could not have been happier while coaching. I love this place. I love these people. And I am so proud of all of them.

That's more than worth it for now.